let asshole be 'the boss'

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted tobe boss. The brain said,"I should be boss because I control the whole body responses and functions." The feet said."We should be boss, as we carry the brainabout and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said," We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the boss. So the asshole went on strike, blockeditself up and refused to work. Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should bethe boss, so the motion was passed.
Management Lesson : You don't need brains to be a boss, any asshole will do.